Start by ripping rotten wood from future kitchen floor:

Then go into the basement and accidentally cut the live water pipe to the second floor; carefully missing the 1st floor water pipe that has been shut off:

Done.
For extra credit, fix the mistake:

And, hell, why'll you're at it, spend all day, thinking you're a plumber, and attempt to install a hose faucet.

Then, rinse and repeat: Maybe this time cut the right pipe.
